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26 January 2007
*  Updates 25 January 2008  *
**  Update 26 October 2016  **

Sex Trades
[including 'Hunters']

[Mature content warning- Adult situations]

Nuala Rachorska, Spontoon artiste. Art by Simon Barber
A souvenir postcard of local celebrity Nuala Rachorska

"Hunting Licenses and Joy Hotels"
a short abstract from 1936 discovered and edited by Walter D. Reimer

("This was written in 1936 by Dr. Naomi Osthauser of the University of Woolamaloo.
 Her office is down two doors from the Philosophy Department.")

Hunting Licenses and Joy Hotels – Sex on Spontoon
By Dr. Naomi Osthauser
Sociology Department
University of Woolamaloo, Australia
1936

Being largely of Polynesian stock, the native Spontoonies have a very different outlook on intimate matters than Europeans or Americans (“Euros” in Spontoonie parlance).  Thousands of tourists come to these islands each year to enjoy the tropical climate and the open nature of the native population.

Many efforts have been made to regulate the occupation (or avocation) of prostitution throughout the world, but in several places it is well-regulated.  Spontoon, with an eye toward the overall health of its own people as well as the health of its many visitors, is no exception.

The discerning observer will note that the Althing’s Ministries of Tourism and Health are the principal guardians of Spontoon’s ‘working girls’ (the euphemism is essentially correct, although there are male prostitutes in the islands as well).  Each new worker must be approved by the Tourism Ministry (prerequisites include age and citizenship) and receive monthly inspections by the Ministry of Health for illnesses such as venereal disease or mange before being issued a permit.  This is sometimes jokingly referred to as a ‘hunting license.’  Those attempting to work without such a license face arrest and possible deportation.

There are several types of prostitute licensed to operate in the Spontoon Island Independencies, beginning with what are known as ‘street girls’ that may require as little as fifty US cents for their services.  Higher in status are those workers who ply their trade in houses of ill repute, or bordellos, followed by ones who work from private homes and apartments. 

The highest class prostitutes can be equated to the Greek hetairai or Japanese gei-sha.  These women are usually highly educated and well-trained in the amorous arts, and therefore command a much higher price for their services.  Some can be seen escorting a millionaire tourist on Casino Island, or serving as a local ‘star’ in a Hollywood picture.

The services offered by these workers vary, from simple escort service (a bachelor wanting some companionship at dinner) to a longer-term contract (a wealthy tourist needing a housemate for a month).  Other services include the entire gamut of intimate relations (for references, see Krafft-Ebbing; although there are some services offered that furs only whisper about).

The bordello (or Joy Hotel) has a long history on Casino Island, starting with Madame Wu’s Lotus Palace, first located at the Old China Dock on the western end of the island and later relocated (following a fire) to a post near Pier 1.  Madame Wu’s dates back to 1914, and although her daughter now runs the establishment (the elderly Mrs. Wu died in 1930) the business is still running. 

The other oldest brothels still operating are Jumping Jimmy’s Joy Joint and the poorly-spelled “Hos R Us,” both located near Pier 1.  Other establishments extend south, past the power plant and toward Pirate’s Cove.  However, with the opening of the Treasure Point Amusement Park, the Althing has ceased the licensing of brothels in the southeast corner of Casino Island.  All brothels are licensed and inspected by the Althing.

The trade in intimate relations is a thriving business on Spontoon, with some bordello employees making nearly one thousand Spontoonie shells a week (1937).  Of that money, their guild exacts a share, followed by the madam of the establishment, the actual owners (who sometimes exercise extreme discretion to prevent unwanted attention) and the Althing. 

This is not to say that a professional prostitute has as much or more social cachet as a doctor or attorney.  Many people still harbor deep prejudices toward those whose only trade is their own bodies; this attitude is reinforced by a native perception that their young women (and men, in some cases) are being exploited by “Euro” tourists. 

Nevertheless, as tourism grows and more people arrive to enjoy the pleasant climate, the sex trade in the Spontoons is expected to expand and flourish.



(edited by Walter D. Reimer)

Escort at a social function (Art by Mauricio Tavares)

Local Guild/Union Stewards talk with a potential recruit about licensing (Simon Barber)

Licensed hunters consider themselves a part of the Spontoonie social support system,
for
helping tourists and stranded travellers (as illustrated by Simon Barber):

1934: Miss Stella invites Miss Costa & Miss Felis to a party. Art by S. Barber; Stranded Secretaries Misses Costa & Felis by EOCostello
Miss Stella invites a pair of stranded secretaries to a party. *
Simon Barber says: "Miss Stella actaully does organize Interesting Parties...."
(The unfortunate secretaries were stranded in July 1934 by the shocking events
told in the Inspector Stagg mystery, "Wolf Without Wings", by E.O. Costello.)
Art by Simon Barber; Misses Costa & Felis are characters by E.O. Costello

More discussion about traveller's assistance & impromptu parties.  *


"I know just the way to celebrate your winnings..." (Speed Week) - by O.T. Grey
**  "I know just the way to celebrate your winnings..."  **
by O.T. Grey (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/tai-1/)
After a day viewing the major seaplane races (and a twilight visit to your bookie's
office near Pier 1, Casino Island), you may have a friendly encounter with a local.

“...She's employed at Madame Wu's Lotus Palace,”
writes artist O.T. Grey.
“Every year (during the last week of August), Spontoon Island has its annual
Speed Week event.
The event brings a lot of tourists to the islands, which means
 
there are plenty of activities or establishments willing to 'lighten ones wallet'....”

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